Hilarious Candle Gifts

The kind of gift that'll have them convinced you're basically a mind reader, and the distinct possibility they'll tell everyone that you've officially set the bar impossibly high.

You're welcome.

Rebecca - Verified Customer

"Was given a candle from Mischief Candles for my birthday and was instantly amazed... I had to buy 3 for myself! They make great gifts for people or just a bit of self care. Would definitely recommend - good price, top quality and quick delivery."

Shop Bestsellers

Thanks For Being Bloody Brilliant Candle
£18.99
Congrats On Buying a House In This Fucking Economy Candle
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Light When You Want a Blowjob Candle
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Happy New Home You Fancy Bitch
£18.99
This Won't Fix Everything But Smells Great Candle
£18.99
Forty and Fucking Fabulous Candle
£18.99
You've Got This You Fucking Superstar Candle
£18.99
My Last Fuck Candle
£18.99
Thirty and Fucking Fabulous Candle
£18.99
If You Forget Me I'll Burn Your House Down Candle
£18.99
New Job Gift Funny Candle Hope Your New Job Is Less Shit
£18.99
Sixty and Fucking Fabulous Candle
£18.99
Fifty and Fucking Fabulous Candle
£18.99
You Two All Grown Up and Buying a House Candle
£18.99
You Absolute Queen Candle
£18.99
In My Home Owner Era Candle
£18.99
Bloody Gorgeous Human Candle
£18.99
In My Bride To Be Era Candle
£18.99
Be My Bridesmaid Act Like This Is a Surprise Candle
£18.99
Merry Fucking Christmas Love Your Secret Santa Candle
£18.99
“I bought this candle as a birthday gift for one of my closest friends... I love these candles so much that I asked for one as a birthday gift, too.”
— Angelica, Verified Customer